“A woman is a diet waiting to happen!”

 

“Little and often does not mean a trip to the fridge every half hour.”

 

“Willpower is: The ability to resist temptation - until you are sure no one is looking.”

 

“I am a very light eater - as soon as it gets light I start eating!”

 

“You cannot lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut!”