Houmorous Weight Loss Articles
A Night Out On The Town !
Were going to ask you to use your imagination. We want you to imagine you're going out to a party. The dress you are going to wear is ironed ready, your hair is done, and your make up applied and you're ready to get dressed. Do you need to wear that panty girdle tonight ? What wonderful things! That's what you need to imagine putting on now.
Is Your Body Like A Washing Machine ?
I’m going to tell you a story, are you sitting comfortably, then I'll begin. The other day my 11 year old washing machine finally gave up for good. Whilst waiting for my new machine to be delivered, I got to thinking.
Yes I'm Slimming but I'm Going to Eat This
Read the following statements, do any ring a bell of do you have a few you can add to the list?
Slimming Quotations
Sometimes it is the funny (but VERY true) statements that we have all used that can motivate us...
People Watching
My recent holiday was to make me rest and relax mostly. So as I had nothing to do I had plenty of time for people watching! Naturally from behind my sun-glasses. Have you ever noticed on holiday:-
Do You Eat When Stressed?
Your going through you dieting week, eating healthy, sticking to your Super Slim plan when disaster strikes. You have a row with your partner, the kids start arguing and your mother in law is coming to visit! Now you feel totally stressed ! Do you turn to food, does the following days eating ring true with you?
Reasons To Slim
I'm sure we can all relate to some of these reasons to slim. We are looking at the funnier side of being overweight but really it makes us cry when it happens to us. There's no such thing as fat and jolly.
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