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Because I’ve kept to my diet so well today that this can’t possibly make me put on any weight.
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Because I haven’t kept to my diet at all today so I might just as well eat this.
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Because I’m far too miserable at the moment to worry about a little thing like being overweight.
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Because I’m far too happy at the moment to care about being overweight.
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Because it would be much better to start slimming properly on Monday.
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Because Monday morning is so ghastly I must eat to take my mind off it.
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Because my husband says he prefers plump women.
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Because my husband never notices what I look like anyway.
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Because this cold weather means you need more calories just to keep warm.
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Because this hot weather means you lose weight just by perspiring.
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Because I walked instead of going by bus and used up lots of calories.
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Because I need something to calm my nerves after that awful bus ride.
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Because I got up late and missed breakfast so I can eat more now.
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Because I got up early so I’ll be really weak and tired if I don’t eat now.
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Because the experts say its wrong to follow crash diets. You must adjust your usual eating habits and I usually eat this.
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Because I only eat this once in a blue moon and surely I deserve a treat occasionally?
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Because eating this will save money by reducing my appetite for the next meal.
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Because not eating this would be a waste of money. I can’t afford to throw good food away.
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Because I’ve never bought this before so I must try a little of it.
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Because I’m going to finish this up and then never buy it again.
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Because this restaurant is so expensive I couldn’t just eat lettuce here.
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Because this restaurant is so cheap it would be a shame to miss the chance of a good blow-out.
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Because it would be rude to my hostess not to eat this after she’s slaved for hours in the kitchen.
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Because after I’ve slaved for hours in the kitchen I must at least taste it to see if its all right.
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Because overweight is really just a matter of luck. You can’t help your metabolism and in a few year’s time they’ll have a pill to make us all slim.
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Because I’m a self-indulgent, weak-willed, unambitious, self-satisfied, overfed, greedy defeatist PIG!!!
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