Slimming One Liner's

Could going vegetarian mean eating fruit and nut chocolate instead of plain?!?

Does using half-fat spread mean you can have twice as much on the crusty bread?!?

Or alternative - could a low fat spread mean your bottom's getting bigger?!?

Is you metabolic rate lower than your own rate of inflation?!?

Have you ever thought that middle-age spread could just  be unconquered puppy fat?!?