True slimming confessions from our Slimming Clubs

Members, however, wish to remain anonymous!
1.    My partner counts the Maltesers in his box. I 'borrow' some and have to remember to keep count and replace them before he returns. Why not have a small bag legally? Answer - I DON'T LIKE MALTESERS!!

2.    I put my empty crisp bag back in the six pack bag, refilled with a few crisps taken from each bag given to my three children.

3.    I cut the size 18 label out of my skirt and told my slimmer sister it was a size 14. Adding, "Fortunately, M & S sizes are generous".

4.    Only a dieter would understand, I licked the icing off the bun and threw the bun away! (So she said!!)

5.    Announcing to the family that I was taking up jogging for exercise - I soon found it to be a bore, but I walk around the garden in my trainers regularly in order to be able to leave my trainers about - drying after a hard jog!

6.    I have just 'achieved' some new underwear - bikini and hipster pants. What an achievement after wearing those larger type which my daughter has always called "polo neck" knickers.

7.    Bored with dieting and determined to cheat, I crept home with a large gooey cake to eat later in secret. I hid it in the box of papers put ready for recycling. My helpful husband went and recycled them when I was busy elsewhere - cake and all. He didn't know just how helpful he had been. Probably didn't know why he was having dirty looks all night either!!

8.    Moving in to our new home, which had been empty for a while, we inherited a family of mice. They must have known something , all they ever ate was chocolate and chocolate biscuits. It was quite a shame that they had to go!